I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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