We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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