Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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