with your own penis?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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