He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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