i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
MIDGETS
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I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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