I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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