I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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