Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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