Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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