I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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