Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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