My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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