Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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