oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She's the barista slut.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
