You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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