Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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