So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
