i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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