He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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