I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
My ATM looks so different sober.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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