i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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