he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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