We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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