This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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