I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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