Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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