No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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