Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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