What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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