Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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