just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
