i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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