well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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