remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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