Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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