This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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