Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
