i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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