the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
40s are totally the cure
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Randomize
