Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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