the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The Olympian is in my bed
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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