There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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