It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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