I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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