Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
