How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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