ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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