I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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