Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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